Jay Leno Is An A-Hole

Boring Americans over the age of 55 who only do it in the missionary position are rejoicing tonight as undisputed "King of Unfunny," Jay Leno returns to The Tonight Show. Once again, these miserable bastards can enjoy laughing at jokes that aren't funny while they eat ham & cheddar Hot Pockets and complain about their severe case of assne that won't go away. It kind of makes you wonder what we're all fighting for.